February 2012
1 tag
that awkward moment when you see USA and read it as UTSA.
“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.”
– Bernard Meltzer (via julie911)
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
WatchREN GOT AN F REN GOT AN F
just for andrew and kyle.
lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
Saying 'sex' in school →
Kindergarten:
Middle School:
High School:
College:
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
